Demon Clown Baby

A old woman is seated by the window on a 747, flying across the country to visit her daughter. Cuddled him her arms is her tiny little poodle, Fifi. Unfortunately, an man seated next to her pulls out an ugly black cigar and lights it up. “Excuse me, sir? There’s, there’s no smoking on this flight, sir” the old woman stammers. The man just looks at her as if to say, “So?”

The old woman coughs, but the old man pays no attention. Then Fifi starts to cough as well. “Sir, your cigar is making my precious Fifi ill. Please extinguish your cigar.” The man just snorts and blows smoke in her face and then in Fifi’s face.

Finally the old woman has enough. She rolls down the window of the plane, grabs the cigar out of his mouth, and throws it out the window.

“Lady, you can smooch your pooch goodbye!” snarls the man, as he grabs Fifi and hurls her out the window. “FIFIIII!” cries the old woman, sobbing.

As the plane finally lands, the woman is still sobbing. But when she gets off the plane, who should she see coming up the runway, but Fifi! And guess what she had in her mouth?

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