What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Me: What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Wife: Uh–

Me: Crib death.

Wife: Aw, that’s sad.

Me: Well, you can always buy a new crib.

Wife: Imagine, walking into the nursery and finding your baby in a dead crib.

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2 Comments

  1. NIKITA ROBERTS:

    I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHO IS THE DUMB [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] THAT MADE THIS JOKE. THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING THAT YOU COULD HAVE EVER DONE. I LOST MY DAUGHTER IN JANUARY AND SHE WAS ONLY 6 MONTHS OLD. I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THE [expletive deleted] YOU COULD MAKE A JOKE ABOUT SIDS NOW WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO THAT BEAUTIFUL BABY OF YOURS? THEN HOW WOULD YOU FEEL? LIKE [expletive deleted] HUHH? WELL IF YOU EVER GET A CHANCE TO READ THIS I WOULD LOVE TO GIVE YOU A PIECE OF MY MIND. I REALLY THINK THAT YOU ARE A STUPID DUMD [expletive deleted] THAT REALLY HAS TOOOOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS……. HOLLA AT ME WHEN YOU READ THIS [expletive deleted] YOU ALREADY HAVE MY E-MAIL ADDRESS UNTIL THEN [expletive deleted] AND WHOEVER ELSE THINKS THAT THIS “JOKE” IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    [Edited for obscene language. See this post for a response.]

  2. mandi:

    youbr a sorry excuse for human being my daughter died from sids in 200 at 1 month 3 days

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