Demon Clown Baby

My demon clown baby is slated to be born this July. That means she has existed already since last October.

People keep saying things like, “Looking forward to being a father?” Pardon me, but I already am. I’ve seen the pictures. There’s a real live baby in there. She kicks my wife in the bladder, and does a happy dance when she gets fed.

Sure, I don’t have as many responsibilities as I will have soon, I haven’t had all that much parenting to do yet, but I’m already a dad. Just an inexperienced and terrified one.

I did want to open a 529 education investment account, so I can start saving for her college fund. Turns out you need a name and social security number to do that, and she doesn’t have those yet. Well, fine.

If you want to contribute to her education fund, why not install the free Firefox software linked to on the right? It’s a much better web browser than Internet Explorer, and when you install it, if you never have before, Google will pay me a dollar! All proceeds go towards my daughter’s education.