Demon Clown Baby

While registering for baby shower items, we saw that they had baby wipes with “Fresh Baby Scent.”

I don’t know if I want to know what that smells like.

I told my wife they should have wipes that make your baby smell like New Car Interior. That would probably get a lot more dads involved in their kids and improve society.

So far no one else thinks that’s a good idea.

Philistines.