Advice to Expectant Fathers

Do not poke your pregnant wife in the belly and say “tee hee” like the Pillsbury Doughboy.

It doesn’t go over well.

Yes, I know it was just a joke. I know you were poking the baby, not her. You weren’t calling her fat. She’s not fat! It’s a baby!

None of that matters.

Trust me.

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