Allergic to bacon?!

On “Hell’s Kitchen” last night, a chef put bacon in with his fish, though it wasn’t part of that dish. Gordon Ramsay, in his angry, obscene way, admonished the chef that if a customer hasn’t ordered a dish with bacon, then bacon should not be touching the food they did order, since there is no way of knowing they aren’t in fact allergic to bacon.

Me: Man, allergic to bacon! How do you live like that?
Wife: I think if you’re allergic to bacon you should just kill yourself.
Me: Preferably by eating a whole lot of bacon.
Wife: You’re a bad person.

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