Demon Clown Baby

I just want to say that my daughter is one year old this month and is the cutest baby in the entire universe, and everyone else’s baby is rubbish in comparison. Thank you.

Me: Whoa, come quick!
Wife: What is it?
Me: The baby just stood up all on her own! I let go and she was just standing balanced for a few seconds!
Wife: Wow, really?
Me: No. April Fool’s.
Wife:

I wasn’t trying to be mean, but I guess it came out that.

Our little Demon Clown Baby got her first tooth last Thursday. I suspected it was because I was making fun or her, on account of being bald and toothless, unable to walk, etc. So she grew a tooth.

Well, I just started calling her bald and teethless.

But the very next day, she grew another tooth!

Well that put me in my place.

But she’s still bald.